If we're destined to be apart
We must accept our fate
You told me not to give in to feudal ethics
Keep an open mind
and break new grounds
I always say it's better to be a woman
Only a fool would get married
You must remember
Finding someone you love
is the luckiest thing in the world
You must cherish it
No matter what lies ahead
You must never give up
Love can solve anything
Excuse me, when is the groom coming?
Do we need a groom?
I'm the groom!
Choose the shots, not a husband
He's my kind of guy
Let's go
What do you think? Pretty?
Yes, you have a camera face
You should pick a few more
and blow them up
Don't try to sell us
Your package includes 3 copies
and that's what we'll have
Hurry up!
I'll take this one, this one and that one
Let me pick one
This one is better
I look fat in that one
Why must you always win?
I look bloated
I'm sorry, we have other clients
Please keep it down
Well?
You decide
We'll take these
When you get married
you can take more pictures
Only a fool would get married
Let's go
Sorry, I can't give you a lift
I have to get back to work
That's alright, work comes first
You're the perfect wife for me. Bye!
Bye!
I don't know
I don't know...
I'll talk to you later, bye!
Well? Did he call?
He's on a business trip
Says who? Doesn't he have roaming?
First they disappear
Than they dump you
I've done that too
Don't say that!
Don't you smell a rat?
Don't play dumb
He found someone else
Not again! Dumped on New Years Eve!
I never get past the New Year
It won't be your first
I need 2 hours off
Get off here, please!
Where did you learn to drive?
Who is she?
Here's the breakdown of A&A's machinery
We checked all the shops and offices
All the wall units can be dismantled
here are the photos and dimensions
Well done
You took the day off to take bridal pictures
What are you doing here?
I don't want someone in my chair
Who would do that?
People who overrate themselves
Come in
Mr. Chu
How are you?
Sorry you have to come in on your day off
Don't mention it!
Whatever I can do to help
K.O. has a suggestion
Why don't you tell Mr. Chu?
Mr. Chu
2 hours ago
We have checked all A&A's shops and offices
All the wall units are movable
So they should be counted as furniture
We can increase the depreciation rate
from 4% to 26%
I have studied the machinery breakdown
Majority of it are computer equipments
The depreciation for machine-sis 4%
but 100% for computer equipments
Based on these 2 adjustments
The tax deductible amount is increased to 5.6%
Say no more!
We'll make the adjustments accordingly
As soon as we finish the report
We'll send you a copy
very well. I'll get going
Thanks so much
Thank you
Sophie, see Mr. Chu out
This way please, Mr. Chu
Exactly 10 minutes
I'm so proud to have a brilliant pupil like you
You must help me set up the agency in Shanghai
I'm counting on you
Don't worry, Ray
Start looking for an office
Look at Dicky
He picked up the receptionist from next door
That's his style
He'll take anyone
I've been watching you
Shouldn't you be away on a trip?
Who is she, Dicky?
Don't make a scene!
I'll give you a scene
Hey... stop it!
What are you doing? Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Listen good, Dicky Lee
I'm clumping you! Go to hell!
Hang on to him, he's a real catch!
I'm sorry, K.O.
This is a place of work
Don't let that happen again!
Hedging your bets is against the
law of economics
Hey, baby!
What?
What are you selling?
6 pack OK?
6 pack?
Anything on the side?
No
How's it going?
I screwed up
I'm right on again?
It's alright
You can find someone else
Sing
Yes!
Where?
Anywhere
Beer!
Let's do a finger guessing game
Sorry, I'm working
Come on!
Let go of me!
What's wrong with you?
What is it with you?
I already said no!
Hey buddy!
I'm sorry, she's in a bad mood
We can't drink or play on the job
That doesn't give her the right to yell at us
She's never like that
I'll send over G bottles right away
They're on me
Come here...
What?
You're late, you offended my customers
Do you want the job or not?
Get this straight
I work for the beer company
Whether I work or not is none of your business
She's just in a bad mood, Boss
Don't get upset
I'll send you 6 bottles
Right away!
Bingo!
You drink, I drink
Why am I always out of luck?
Why can't they last through the year?
Why must I always clothe countdown alone?
It's not luck
Your problem is you're too dedicated
If you're more like me
You'll never get hurt
Out with the old, in with the new
Consider it year-end cleaning
Tell me...
What?
Where are all the good men?
Don't be stupid! There are none left
Even the good ones turn bad
Just like canned food
They have expiry dates
Do you know what is respect?
To disappear while you're going out with someone
Straddling 2 boats
That's disrespect!
And it hurts like hall
Wake up...
He has his arms wrapped around another chick
and you're hurting
Does he care?
He doesn't care if you live or die
I wish he'd get ringworms on his face
Receding hairline
Yes! Right you are!
Athlete's foot
Body odor
Body odor on his knees...
Are you alright?
Are you OK? Don't cry...
I really love him
Why can't he love me back?
Because he's stupid... don't cry
Wash up and eat breakfast
You'll be fine if you're in the mood to make breakfast
You're right about year-end cleaning
You're catching on!
This looks more like buffet
I'm not like you
I only eat the best
You're tough
That's me! Tai Sze-ka
Yes, but you're not A+ material
I dare you to find another man before the New Year
Piece of cake!
I believe in miracles
That's me, not you
Don't curse me, bite your tongue
Help...
There you are Boss!
You're late!
This is a bachelor's party
What is she doing here?
I'm one of the guys
Have a drink
Let's get him drunk
Yes!
Come on!
Bring the drinks
Coming...
Cheers!
More...
Listen, everyone
Let's have a toast to K.O. Fong
The last groom-to-be in 2003
Yes...
Cheers
K.O... K.O...
Cheers
Vincent's not here tonight
Is he still mad?
I called him, he's out of town
He's up to something in China
Be careful of him
Don't worry!
No one can take from me what's rightfully mine
He still does!' understand
Check up on him for me
OK
Forget him, let's have a drink
Yes
You're almost out
Shall I get you another round?
Buy 6 get 1 free tonight
Dicky, that promoter
Is she the one who dumped garbage on you?
A beer promoter is a bit cheap
...and bad taste
It was just a fling
Thanks
Well, need more been?
Buy 6 get 1 free tonight
No takers?
Let's have a game
I'll order 2 dozens if you win
Don't start with me!
What's wrong with you?
I went to your office last time
Are you trying to get even?
You're just a beer promoter
You think we're for real?
Shut up!
It's my party
Do me a favor and sit down
Let's have another drink, Dicky
I'll take 2 dozens
Thanks
Don't mention it
I'll throw in a lighter for you
It's Ray
Ray...
Congratulations...
Thank you
Congratulations...
Paul is over there
It's my wedding, don't be so nervous
Your wedding ring costs 100K
I can't pay for it if I lose it
You better hang on to it
No, you keep it
It's just glass
100K for glass?
Relax!
The choir is ready, Boss
Everything is ready except...
What?
The bride
I tried calling her
but there's no answer
There she is!
You're late?
It's almost time, go change
K.O.
What is it? Nervous?
What the hall is going on?
I'm sorry! I don't want regrets later
We've been planning this wedding for so long
Now you tell me you have regrets!
What is it?
Is it the photographer?
I don't know what to tell you
When I look into your eyes
I don't get that forever feeling
But when I look at Man
I have that feeling
I know he's the one
Do you know what you are saying?
How could you?
You've only known him for 1,444 hours
We've been together for 17,652 hours
There are 250 guests outside
and 650 for tonight's banquet
I sent out 800 invitations
and 1,200 emails
The whole world knows I'm getting married today
This is not a game
I'm sorry, I know it's my fault
But for the past 2 months
I had a great time with Man
When I'm with you
I know about our future
I know we'll be very happy
But I can't tell with Man
Isn't the suspense part the best?
Don't compare him to me
I'm out of his league
What is it?
Sorry, Boss
Vincent picked your wedding day
to meet with the Shanghai partner
That's our account
I don't know what he's up to
I'll handle it
OK
I'm so disappointed in you
We got trouble
Find out where the meeting is
Sam, sand me all of Vincent's cases
Sure
Tell everyone the wedding is off
What should I tell them?
Anything you want
I have work to do
Vincent took the boat out to sea
Get the speed boat ready
I'll hop on from the nearest pier
I'll call you. Give me the car keys
Mr. Wong, please take a look
You'll enjoy working with me
Thanks for your tip
about Ray Pang's financial troubles
We need a financially stable
reputable and reliable accountant
Don't worry, Mr. Wong
I'm going to another firm soon
You'll be happy with them
You should be getting married
What are you doing here?
For a chance to meet with Mr. Wong
I can postpone the wedding
What do you want?
Hello, Mr. Wong
Hello, please sit down
Mr. Wong, I have here a document
to prove our financial status
Please take a look
This other document
is enough to get your license revoked
and land you in jail
Who should I show it to?
Very well!
K.O.
You are my idol
What a clean sweep!
K.O.
Thank you... Here's the contract
Vincent is such a traitor
He tried to con me
Thank God for you
Or else 2 years' work
would have gone down the drain
I had help in turning things around
I know what to do
You'll all get a big bonus
What about the accomplice?
Vincent almost pulled a fast one on us
because someone helped him
Isn't that right, Dicky?
When I heard about your new home and new car
I checked up on you
You worked with Vincent on this
You want to resign or should I fire you?
I have worked for you for so long
Please give me a chance
Save that pathetic look for the girls
I have no use for two timers like you
It's against the law of economics
Get out!
K.O.
Sophie
Boss?
Cancel the banquet
I will
I'll return all your gifts later
I had to go. Happy New Year...
Bye
Steven, it's Sze-ka! What's up?
Let's go somewhere for the countdown
Time Square? Excellent
Just you and me
Round up the others?
Sure, I'll call Siu Lung and Chun
I'll call you later to confirm
Wait for me!
Counting down by your lonesome?
Me too!
Time Square is good
New York?
It's Sze-ka
Incredible! You can hear me panting?
I bought a horse riding machine
Yes, to keep fit
I want to ask you something
about my policy...
You're meeting someone? Hello?
What will it be?
Growing mushrooms at home?
Come join us
Don't spend New Year's Eve alone
Don't have me pegged
I'll find someone for the countdown
Help yourself!
Prettier...
Siu Yuk-ching, where are you?
Meet Tung and Fung
Get a drink...
Cheers...
Happy New Year...
Happy New Year! Is this OK?
Sure!
What would you like? Let me get it
A glass of red wine
A bottle of champagne
A beer and 6 shooters
I can't carry them all!
Why not? You have more than a hand
OK
I have a lizard and 2 spider sat home
Care to meet them?
I have a lecher at home
Are you interested?
What do you think?
I don't need a roll in the sack
I need a date
What about this one?
Hey, are you free tonight?
Sze-ka needs a data
Sure, but it'll be dawn before I'm off
Save your breath
Here's a good one
Look! Tall and handsome. He's my pal
He was here for the bachelor's party
He looks familiar
He's the bozo at the bridal shop
Really?
He's in bad shape
His bride left him at the altar today
That's terrible!
Yes!
Sorry
You're not welcome here! Get lost!
Let's go somewhere else
Come on! We only want a drink
Get lost! Are you deaf?
Go away!
Don't get started
You just can't keep your girl
What did you say?
Say that again?
What did you say?
I dare you to repeat that!
Baby! Why didn't you wait forms?
We're doing the countdown together!
see that? This is my girl
How you can go!
He has a girlfriend. Goodbye!
Let's go
Bye...
Get lost...
Thanks
I'm just returning a favor
Now we're even
Tai Sze-ka
Fong Ka-on
Happy New Year...
You stepped on me!
Cheers!
Don't drink anymore...
Excuse me... well?
Buddy...
Here's the address
Please take him home!
I have customers waiting upstairs
Are you OK?
Let go of me...
Have a drink with me...
Please take him home
Please! Thank you!
Buddy...
Bye...
Buddy...
What's going on?
Can you drink...
I'll save you a spot
I'll wait for you to do the countdown
You're not leaving, are you?
He's too heavy for me
He's all yours! Let's go
Come on! Bye!
Hey...
What... you can't drink?
Thanks for nothing, pal
Watch it... hey...
You're too heavy... hey
not there yet
Where?
Keys... hey...
That's the front door
Where's the key? Stop laughing
In your pocket...
Are you OK?
Look in the other pocket
There!
Go inside...
Wow, this is some apartment
You're really loaded
Can I look around?
You don't need a bed like that!
How much is your rent?
More drinks...
How much is it?
Is it for rent?
Hey... are you OK?
better
Look at my bag! It's brand new!
Now I stink all over!
Just wash up
And my bracelet
It's for good luck, understand?
I'll clean it up
No! Don't touch it...
This is so romantic!
That's enough... this is good stuff!
Yes
Look at you, Loser
Don't look so down
She dumped me alright
But 2 hours later
I boarded a speed boat out tosaa
and fought off my arch enemy
In less than 3 minutes...
He disappeared! How chic!
Yes, as suave as James Bond
Yet she still dumped you, Loser
Tell me why
She picked someone she has met only 1,444 hours ago
and left someone she has spent 17,652 hours with
Why is that?
Novelty
Novelty?
Tell me. Why do men disappear?
And always on New Years Eve too
Why is that?
Not the men, you're the problem
You chose the wrong guy
I'm the problem?
You have eyes that don't see
How can you tell?
Unlike the TV commercials
They don't have "jerk“ written on their foreheads"
No...
You're crazy
Let me ask you...
What?
Does anyone talk with their eyes?
People eat with their nose
and see with their mouth
You? Who?
Picasso
3 minutes till countdown
Where are we going?
Come!
Where?
Wow! I am the king
Be careful...
Hey... the countdown!
Yes...
10, 9, 8...1
Happy New Year!
Any New Year resolution?
I want eyes that can talk
Eyes that talk?
Shit! What have I done?
Should I lie next to him and pretend to be asleep?
No, cooking is good
It's less embarrassing
I'll play it by ear
Damn! What have I done?
She moves right in?
Who is the woman?
Hi
I made breakfast, let's eat
About last night...
You go first
I was too drunk
Seems to me a lot happened
But I don't remember much
Damn! He's the playboy type
You don't remember a thing?
She's making a move
Better beat her to the punch
Please wait!
Is this enough?
Who do think I am?
Don't get me wrong
This is for the clothes, the bag and your bracelet
Fine!
Deduct all that plus taxi fare
I owe you $108
No, keep the change
No
Really, it's OK
I don't need favors
We're square now
Sorry to bother you
I'll get change right away
I hooked up with a friend last night
You're so unlucky
You get dumped every year on New Year's Eve
and no one to spend the New Year with
You took Pang's friend home
But you didn't come home
What happened?
Nothing happened
Relax! You're finally catching on!
You had a one night stand
Shut up and don't get me started
That will be $317.50
Ching
Hi
I'll get that
You shouldn't have
You're always paying for me
Take a few more if you like
I like dried mangoes
but Sze-ka likes dried kidneys
Go ahead, grab some more
Sure
Is that enough?
Yes, thanks so much
Don't mention it!
You bring your friends to my bar
and we're neighbors
Thanks for last night
You're welcome
I heard you have plumbing problems
Shall I go take a look?
You know about plumbing? Wow!
I'll grab my tool box and check it out
Sure, some day
Sze-I-ca is in a hurry
We have to go
Sure, later
Later...
What's wrong?
Bye
Bye... later!
Don't kill yourself even if it's free
It's not everyday a guy pays for me
I should take advantage of that
He's not stupid
He's just infatuated with you
The whole Ian Kwai Fong knows that
Thanks a lot
He's alright
Square and fair, attentive and clean
And he owns Fire Bar
He's the kind of owner who owns very little
but works a lot
He's so stupid
His friends have conned him out of everything
There's nothing left for me
He's the kind who wants to marry you on the first data
He's dead serious
Totally not my type
I don't need another shadow
You can have him if you want
This one will certainly last
Shut your mouth!
Hello, Albert? Sure thing!
No problem! Bye!
The married man again?
It's even better
We both know it's just a fling
Fun and games and no responsibility
Are you serious
or just lying to yourself?
That's too deep to figure out
Albert just told me
His wife is going away on business
Be a good sport and disappear
How can you kick me out?
He's married!
Come on!
I'll trade you with your dream bag
I'll do anything
You're hopeless!
Can I sleep over?
No, I live with my family
Come on! It's an emergency
I'd like to help you, but I can't
Ask Ada
Come on, have a drink with me
Ada, can I sleep over?
I have to ask my boyfriend
Don't know if he'd mind
Ask him, it's an emergency
Alright... I'll ask him
It's for tonight
Alright...
Tonight!
Hey baby! Need a place to stay?
You can stay with me
I have plenty of room
How nice of you...
Tonight... my bed is big enough
2 for 1 tonight... finish your beer first
I'm a nice guy
Please sit down
Don't stand up... 2 for 1
Tonight... I'll wait for you
Sure, you do that!
Wait for me? Get real!
Look at these girls
Just to sell an extra beer
They'll let people paw all over them
That's the way things are
The parents don't care
There's not much the school and the the staff can do
The parents are not much better
Sometimes they are even worse
I once complained to a parent about his son's swearing
He turned around and swore at the boy
right in front of me
How do you figure that?
Mr. Chow you must have strict up bringing
Your son is a lawyer
and your daughter is a school inspector
I'm so jealous
Hey buddy! Want more beer?
Real good deal tonight!
Uncle!